I just pre-registered for @Brisketlab, @danieldelaney’s underground, invitation-only BBQ brisket club in NYC this summer. Join other BBQ lovers to help develop amazing ‘cue!
so they pulled out one of my wisdom teeth today.
i thought maybe it wasn’t so bad after all, considering its been like 8 hours and i have yet to feel pain or discomfort.
my jaw just reminded my that something was ripped out of it earlier…… OW.
this is what i do in order to avoid my finals… i pretend i can actually sing 0.o
this reminds me of that “chocolate rain” viral vid lmaoooo
so much cunnilingus on my dash today…
sorry… first time on tumblr in at least 6 months. had to make up for lost time.
(Source: -control)
stop being such an uptight fucking jew and wipe the sand outta your vagina stan.
(Source: the-unpopular-opinions)
tumblr boyfriend/girlfriend ? :)
no one? oh ok
even though i aint ya man, you not my girl, ima call you my shaaaawwttyyyyyyy
only if guys knew how to do it like that lol
im assuming they been doin it wrong?
(Source: tiffanyles)
